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Episode “The painting”

Jerry: You writing a book?
Jerrie: Huh, Jerry you old such and so.
Jerry: How the hell have you been other Jerrie?
Jerrie: Well I have been in rapture, but I thought you were locked up in Belize, what gives?
Jerry: Didn’t Martha tell you that I called?
Jerrie: No, Martha passed.
Jerry: Oh my god other Jerrie, I had no idea was it sudden?
Jerrie: We will get back to that in a second; let’s talk about how you got out of prison. 
Jerry: We will get back to that in a second; let’s talk about what your hair is doing. 
Jerrie: Let’s talk about what you can do for my hair.
Jerry: It has been too long old friend.
Jerrie: I agree, did you bring your clippings?
Jerry: I did.
Jerrie: This is going to be great, should we go to the parlor?
Martha: I want both Jerrie's dead.
Hired Killer: Hmm, funny how other Jerry hired me to kill you but instead we fell in love.
Martha: Yes funny.
Hired Killer: I got a tattoo of you Martha.
Martha: Of me?
Hired Killer: Of you.
Jerrie: Martha: I want it to look like an accident.
Hired Killer: Don’t you try to change the subject on me Martha, I love you. I said I love you. 
Martha: Let go. 
Both: (Screaming)
Jerry: Funny thing, Martha passing like that.
Jerrie: Yes, very funny. I always theorized the stomach cancer would do it. 
Jerry: She did love to eat her cigarettes; didn’t you always theorize that the stomach cancer would do it?
Jerrie: I can’t keep up the lie Jerry, I have been paying a stranger to feed her more and more cigarettes so she would actually die of stomach cancer and prove my theory. I have been sending letters over the years instructing him to feed her more and more cigarettes and then one afternoon she actually intercepted one of those letters and discovered my entire plan. 
Rather than expose me she feigned a love affair with the poor man and convinced him to murder you and I just earlier today in a car ride. He even got a tattoo of her. 
Jerry: Of her?
Jerrie: Of her on him. His love literally drove him over the edge killing them both in a car accident, except only Martha’s body was found.
Jerry: I have been out of prison a long time other Jerrie. 
Jerrie: That is a tattoo of Martha but that is impossible, If you are the stranger than who has been hiding in my bushes?
Both: Martha?
Martha: That is right boys, so who would have thought it would come to this, the two Jerries together again, just like the old days eh boys?
Jerrie: But you passed.
Martha: How do you know other Jerrie? You made up that pot about finding my body; did you forget I won a bronze metal in the butterfly stroke exactly one year ago today?
Jerrie: How could I ever forget Martha? Now it seems I have something you want. She is remarkable aint she Jerry? I think you will find these might come in handy, a lighter, a pocket bible, and a flask. 
Jerry: Good by little ol’ other Jerrie, goodbye. Seems you have got the best of us Martha, but I am still puzzled by one…
Martha: Finally they are mine.
Jerrie: Excellent teamwork Jerry.
Jerry: Thank you other Jerrie. Looks like I have something to add to that list.

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Episode “Waiting room”

Patient: Isnt back pain the greatest, I just realized it hurts to write on a surface this high.
Nurse: Hmm, you are short arent you?
Man: So how did you hurt yours?
Patient: Oh cleaning the bathtub.
Dusty Thorp: Nice, it is always something stupid, I hurt mine getting something out of the truck of my car.
Patient: How come you never hear anybody having their back when they do anything important?
Dusty Thorp: You know, like saving a kid.
Patient: Yeah or pointing out a escape tiger to a zookeeper.
Dusty Thorp: Super important.
Crazy patient: Why was your bathtub so dirty?
Patient: Hundreds of bats.  So what was so important that you had the guy out of that trunk?
Nurse: Dusty Thorp?
Dusty Thorp: Well wish me luck.
Nurse: No cell phones.
Patient: Ok, short man complex.
Nurse: I read lips.
Arm guy: What is a nine letter word for…
Crazy patient: Imbroglio.
Arm guy: Huh, he is right, yeah!
Nurse: No celebrating.
Patient: How did you…
Crazy patient: How did I know what were teams going to be?
Arm guy: I hurt the tops of my feet.
Patient: Uh hi. 
Nurse: Yes.
Patient: I was just wondering if you knew how long is going to be before I could see the Doctor.
Nurse: Um, no.
Crazy patient: I know.
Patient: It is just that waiting is making the pain in my back throb and…
Nurse: No Gerunds.
Arm guy: Ha, ha, ha gerunds. 
Dusty Thorp: Well, I feel much better.  Thanks tiny see you next week.
Nurse: You bet, bye, bye. 
Doctor: Next.



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Episode “Mystery Shoe”

Everyone: Sacajawea, tell us your story.  You did not die in vain.
Mitch: Oh check it out, mystery shoe.
Shannon: What is up with those?
Mitch: I don’t know I see one of those every week I think.
Shannon: Weird. 
Jeremy: Yeah it is like where do they even come from you know?  O ha, ha, c’mon Mr. Jokester come on give me back my shoe.
Shannon: No, you want to know where they came from.
Jeremy: Ah, OK, ha, ha, ha I get it give me my shoe Shannon.
Mitch: Oh he is going to eat your shoe. 
Jeremy: Well I guess the issue is worthless now isn’t it, wait if I actually throw this one out we will think we solve the mystery of the mystery shoe.
Mitch: We did right?
Jeremy: No.
Shannon: Just throw it out.
Jeremy: Oh I’m sure you just love that wouldn’t you Shannon?
Mitch: Oh yeah, yeah hold on Shannon I mean it cant possibly be the explanation either you are eating all those other shoes out there or there are hundreds or thousands of people heating shoes all the time.
Shannon: Come on that is ridiculous.
Jeremy: Is it ridiculous, or is it just not likely?
Shannon: Uh, I don’t know it is unlikely OK?
Jeremy: Ah ha, so you admit that it is a possible.
Mitch: Hey Shannon which way like turning here?
Mitch: Take a left, here.
Jeremy: Hey this isn’t my mom’s house.
Mitch: It is not?
Jeremy: No.
Mitch: Well why did I ask Shannon?
Jeremy: I don’t know.
Shannon: He wanted to solve the mystery of the mystery shoe.
Mitch: No we didn’t.
Shannon: What?
Jeremy: Yeah, we weren’t necessarily trying to solve it.
Mitch: I’m sure there is a completely logical explanation for each and every mystery shoe out there it is just speculation.
Jeremy: Yeah, I was just screwing with you.
Shannon: Oh.  Hey, come along and do the bee swat, dance to our song it’s the bee swat.
Everyone: Bee swat. 
Shannon: Waving our arms so crazy, well the stances of a…Wow, thank god for the bee swat huh?
Jeremy: Yeah, come on guys let’s get to the real my mom’s house.
Everyone: Waving your arms so crazy, while the dance is amazing, now freeze, look out for those bees.

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Episode “Lamborghini poster”

Dave: What’s this all about?
Girlfriend: If you don’t know, I am not going to like, totally like not tell you, and take this ugly thing back.
Wait.
I, I will never forget you.  Once upon a time up upon my wall you were just a dream, an American dream, painted apple red, like painted fingernails with doors that opened up like wings in the night.  And I believed is that I could fly.  I believe, I believe.  And I believe that you would be mine, but you are just a poster.
Robot voice: Lamborghini poster, Lamborghini poster. 
Dave: A poster like an angel sent from up above you taught me to love.  Drifting off to sleep and deep into my dream I could feel a magical fire on my skin.  Leather to my flash, naked on your seat we drove until the neon was distant like stars.  And I could see you as one, but then I woke to see the sun and you were still a poster.
Robot voice: Lamborghini poster.
Dave: I was staring at chess king in the mall when I saw you across the hall, in all through all I could swear I heard you calling out my name.  I was looking awesome in my awesome, awesome t-shirt, you were wrecked dealer, a spectacular rolled up poster, Lamborghini poster.  And I believed that I could fly, and I believed that you would be mine.  And I could see do we were as one.  But then I woke to see the sun.
Reporter: I guess he does not want a Lamborghini.



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Episode “Interview switcharoo”

Hank:  Good morning.
Mr. Fraung: Good morning
Hank:  Thank you for being on time, I hope it is not too early for you.
Mr. Fraung: Oh, heavens no I am usually up at about 3:00 AM for morning yoga and a latté so it feels like noon to me.
Hank:  It is a good answer; I can tell you have done this sort of thing before.
Mr. Fraung: Well a time or two.
Hank:  Well we’re always looking for a real go get are like yourself Mr. Fraung. 
Mr. Fraung: No, no, no, no.
Hank:  No, what no?
Mr. Fraung: You’re going to want to work on a name like Fraung.
Hank:  Work on a?
Mr. Fraung: How do I tell you this, I tell you what trade me places real quick.
Hank:  Oh, ok.
Mr. Fraung: I will go this, I would go this way.
Hank:  I will go to the wall.
Mr. Fraung: Alright, blah, blah, blah, blah team is always really looking for a go getter like yourself Mr. Fraung is it? See what I did there?
Hank:  Yes
Mr. Fraung: Right, see basically at this point in the interview process you want to actually keep them guessing if they are being considered for the job or not.
Hank:  Ok. 
Mr. Fraung: I did like the go getter line, that nice little pat on the back for whatever bull shit line I fed you about my being prompt but what you need to do is struggle with the name, just to send a message that you’re really indifferent.
Hank:  Oh, ok, I get it, I get it.
Mr. Fraung: Alright, so I’ll just come in again and we’ll take it from the top and see how it goes from there.
Hank:  Ok.
Mr. Fraung: Good, good, good.
Hank:  I will go back again.
Mr. Fraung: Same as, same as before, whoa OK how is this?  OK now we’re in business.  Say when.
Hank:  Ok. Good morning.
Mr. Fraung: Good morning.
Hank:  Thank you for being on time, I hope it is not too early for you.
Mr. Fraung: Oh no, no, no I have actually been awake and productive for about 12 years straight now I don’t require sleep.
Hank:  Well, we’re always looking for a real go getter like yourself Mr.… Fronge is it?
Mr. Fraung: Actually it is pronounced Fringe.
Hank:  Sorry.
Mr. Fraung: Do not apologize.
Hank:  What?  Oh, oh ok, I am sorry. Oh, oh no for the um apologizing.  I’m sorry that I said I’m sorry.  Can we start over?
Mr. Fraung: Listen you’re doing fine I just need you to be a little bit more assertive is all, exude confidence.
Hank:  Confidence, right I am in charge.
Mr. Fraung: Exactly if you want us to consider you for the position of fulltime interviewer for this company I need to see that you can handle the responsibility that comes with that.
Hank:  Right, power I can do this, I can, I can.
Mr. Fraung: Good, let’s just go back and take it from the name bobble.
Hank:  OK, can I have a second.
Mr. Fraung: Sure, sure all the time you want just say when.
Hank:  Mr. Fronge is it?
Mr. Fraung: That is close it is pronounced…
Hank:  What ever, Mr. Fraung I have looked over your resume and frankly you lack a few credentials many of the other applicants possessed lefty.  Do you mind if I call you lefty?
Mr. Fraung: Actually that is not even my nickname.
Hank:  Lefty what I want you to do is explain to me why I should hire you over the seemingly more Hank:  qualified applicants.
Mr. Fraung: Well I have had…
Hank:  In 10 words or less, well I have had…
Mr. Fraung: Well I have had more experience than any of the others.
Hank:  Good.  What now?
Mr. Fraung: Um know you are going to want to reexamine the resume just long enough to question my own self worth.
Hank:  Well Mr. Fraung, I am afraid that this position has already been filled.
Mr. Fraung: What?
Hank:  By you, congratulations.
Mr. Fraung: Oh thank you sir.
Hank:  So how was that?
Mr. Fraung: That was a first rate interview, I like the twist in the end there as well.
Hank:  So do I get the job?
Mr. Fraung: Well, come board.
Hank:  Thank you, thank you.
Mr. Tushiary we’re all through in here.
Mr. Tushiary: Hank, excellent interview Mr. Fraung is it?
Mr. Fraung: Call me lefty.
Mr. Tushiary Lefty after such an excellent job I’m pleased to announce that you’ll be heading up our companies interviewer hiring and training department congratulations.
Mr. Fraung: Thank you sir.
Gentleman: Hank, lefty, congratulations Mr. Tushiary, you have shown yourself quite capable of selecting people to do things I hereby place you in charge of directing this video.
Director: Hey!
Mr. Tushiary: Okay, cut. 
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Episode: “Soccer Bullies”

Mitch: Where do you think you are going?
Victim: Over there to play soccer.
Mitch: Oh really?
Dave: Not so fast kid.
Bully: You got to pay the toll.
Victim: Oh, OK I am 30 and my toll are the taxes that I pay for this park, so. 
Dave: No toll no gooooooaaaaaal, yeah Mexican announcer.  Oh man, look out!
Victim: I will be right back.
Girl: Is he going to be OK?
Dr. Joplin: Oh yeah, he has got it under control.
Mitch: He is going for the branch.
Victim: Bad bully, bad bully.
Mitch: Coming around sucker, I got it, I have got it now.  No, no I don’t wanna fall down.
Girl: What just happened?
Dr. Joplin: What just happened?
Girl: Dr. Joplin.
Dr. Joplin: Thanks, Counselor Jeremy was bullied a lot as a kid but he has really come a long way, I know it may look pretty silly but his coping mechanisms have changed lives.
Girl: I have got to go home.
Dr. Joplin: See you at the barbecue.
Counselor mike, I hope you all brought your issues, because it is time to play Psycho soccer ology.
Dr. Joplin: What did you just make that up, kid?
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Episode “Old Computer”

Mitch: Thank you David.
David: yeah, no problem. 
Mitch: I don’t know what’s going on, I just need to check a few emails and my internet has been going down all week. Ok my gosh that is an old computer.
David: Yes, yes it is. Okay, there you go, it will take a second to warm up but it will do the trick. 
Mitch: Is this you’re uh, your new laptop?
David: Well it is new to me.
Mitch: This is like a dinosaur, oh hmm. 
David: What have you found Dr. Baker?
Mitch: Dr. Bailey I didn’t see you sitting there. Yes I have found a fine specimen of the elictricus rediculousaurus. This here is a fine example of its young. The umbilical cord is still attached through the millennia. How old is this?
David: Uh, I don’t really know actually, my neighbors kid found it.
Mitch: And it works?
David: Mmm hmm. 
Mitch: He found it, I don’t believe you. 
David: Hey Kyle, uh Mitch doesn’t believe that you found my computer. 
Kyle: Right in there.
David: In that rock?
Kyle: Yeah.
Mitch: Oh my god it is a dinosaur.
David: What the hell?
Mitch: Who cares man we are going to be rich and famous. Screw you kid. Yeah!
Guy: Thanks for this man. 
Shannon: No problem. 
Guy: Yeah I need to get DSL or something. 
Shannon: All set, oh hey I told you about this right?
Guy: Totally.
David: You guys, hey, hey, my computers a million years old!
Shannon: It is now. 
Guy: Shannon opened a time hole to dinosaur times. 
Kyle: Full circle bitch. 

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Episode “Earth’s Core”

Doll 1: Water I need water.  Please help me…
Doll 2: (speaks Japanese) 
Doll 1: Oh my god you don't speak English, he doesn't speak English.
Kid 1: (Singing)
Dad: Kids cut it out.
Mom: Mica, Flint, listen to your father.
Kid 1: Aah, are we there yet?
Dad: Next time you ask me that I will have them turn this tram around and take us right back to the quarry.
Mom: That was unnecessary.
Dad: You were unnecessary.
Mom: Orel.
Dad: What they came out of my crazy rock man womb.
Announcer: And here we are in the Earth core, where the magma is so thick you can hardly breathe, unless you are human in which case you cannot breath.  But I'm talking primarily to the rock creatures.  We hope you will find being molten a pleasurable experience…
Mom: Damnit Orel.
Dad: Don’t damnit me Kimberlite, I am just trying to distract it them.
Kid 1: From what?
Mom: This ride is sort of scary kids.
Kid 1: Yeah.
Dad: Fine.
Announcer: As we make our way from the cores outer boundary to the center we will notice a dramatic increase in pressure and temperature, how about that?  Now it is not so amazing having just come from the Earth's mantle but it is a noticeable difference.
Kid 1: Mommy is hot.
Mom: Why don’t we saying the It's Not Hot song.
Kid 1: Its not hot, if not hot, it's…
Dad: Quiet, this part sounds important.
Announcer: We recommend special shoes, if you do not have a special shoes at this time please press that call button on the back of the head of the rock creature in front of you, and a pair of special shoes will materialize in your lap.  Put these on your Knees and immediately, many have tried to place the special shoes on their feet and have consequently experienced extreme discomfort.  These are once again special shoes, meaning they have been designed for the knees, OK.
Dad: Ok, everybody is wearing their special shoes right?
Mom: Give me a second Orel.
Dad: We don’t have a second Kimberlite. I swear it did not take you this long to put on your make up this morning, and that took a thousand years.
Announcer: …Individual identity, you will however remain part of a greater cycle which neither you nor I could ever possibly hope to understand, thank you...
Dad: Hold on kids. 
Everyone: Wow! 
Dad: We stood in line for that?
Kid 1: Again, again, again, again, again, again…
Dad: Your special shoe is in my butt.
Mom: My special shoe is your butt.




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Episode “Rock Story”

Fighting baby: Yeah you cry now, you cry.
Dave: Anyways so there I was marching along to the beat of my very own drum when all of a sudden I saw what must've been the most gorgeous rock I've ever seen, just sitting there amongst the common pebbles on the sidewalk.  Right away I could sense that this rock had a story to tell and being a geologist I was all ears. Where did you come from?
But I can hardly believe what I heard, that rock told me how a ridiculous rock fairy bop him with her wand and then put him with a bunch of other rocks and told them all about her plan.  Apparently she needed their help to lead a very special person to a magical some place called the truth.  And do you think I could be that very special person?
Rock: There is only one way to find out, you've got to find that map sheet and then all the other rocks and then you have to put the rocks on the maps in the right order and then you have to find all the other maps and put them on top of the biggest rock you can find and then that big rock better be the right one that is next to the other big rocks that go together on a larger map.
So are you following me?  It goes map, rock, map, rock, map, rock back and forth like that, it is a big stack of maps in rocks and you have to follow that to the truth.
Dave: Then I say look out truth, because here I come.  Well it was pretty easy, I thought it was good be a lot harder with all the stuff that you told me I had to do.  I have finally found the truth and it was mine for the raping.
Policeman: Raping?  Okay and that's when you shot all these dolphins?
Dave: I guess.
Policeman: Ah huh, I see and where were you planning on taking these dolphins sir?
Dave: I have to get them to Mr. Marving Amazelous in time for the big competition.
Policeman: Uh huh.
Policeman 2: Uh huh, and that’s when you killed the first cop and turned the dolphin eating German into a getaway sled?
Dave: So that's how I became Santa Claus.  
Kid: Whatever dad.
Dave: I am so serious, go upstairs and go to sleep right now or no presents for you.
Kid: I don't want that gross crap anyways.
Dave: March.
Kid: Stupid dead dolphins

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Episode “Ghost Hat”

Announcer: Let's all go to Kidputer Corner at the intersection of kids and computers, there is a factory and lots of things to see, and hear and read and memorize things. Brad is not here we have a guest now, Computer Kornow, I mean Corner, all right.
Marcus: It sure has been a few crazy weeks here at Kidputer Corner, sometimes it was downright difficult but through it all one thing did remain the same, I was honest. That is important to me, to keep it real, because I do not want to die with any regrets.  You know some people think if you die with regrets your soul is doomed to roam the earth, haunting the living by reliving all the horrible lies you told. Hmm, who wants that?  Not me.
Ghost Hat: I do.
Marcus: Who said that?
Ghost Hat: I did.
Marcus: Well who are you?
Ghost Hat: I am.
Marcus: I mean what is your name?
Ghost Hat: I am ghost hat, the hat ghost.
Marcus: Well welcome to Kidputer Corner ghost hat.
Ghost Hat: Thanks, do you have any hats that I can haunt?
Marcus: Huh, let's see I had a beanie with a propeller on it.
Ghost Hat: Awesome I have always wanted to haunt a propeller beanie.
Marcus: Well let me get it for you.
Ghost Hat: I can make it fly around like a helicopter, I love helicopters.  I love to spell helicopters, H O L E P C O P T R. 
Marcus: Uh, hat ghost I think you spelled holepcoptr.
Ghost Hat: Where is that beanie?  I am excited.  
Marcus: Here you go.
VHS Tape: Hold on their ghost hat.
Ghost Hat: VHS tape, what are you doing here?
VHS Tape: I am here to prevent you from making a horrible mistake.
Ghost Hat: But I love propeller beanies.
VHS Tape: I know ghost hat, but that does not mean that you can drop your other responsibilities like spelling.
Shannon: Could you just add the word responsibilities in there?
Marcus: Just flash it?  Yeah, consider it done.
Ghost Hat: You are going to edit Shannon out right?
Marcus: Oh ghost hat I always edit Shannon the show.
Ghost Hat: But I am responbisle.
VHS Tape: Really?
Ghost Hat: Yeah. 
VHS Tape: Oh, well okay.
Marcus: All right that is ghost hat, now we're going to talk to Shannon who is the voice behind…
Ghost Hat: Hey, hey, hey I still have six more guys down here to talk to, I have not talked to flash drive or borrow Tom Waits CD.
Marcus: Well ghost hat that sounds great and all we really do not have much time and I want to talk about...
Ghost Hat: Hey, hey, hey you approved the script.
Marcus: Yes, I approved of the script.  I think it is a good script but we do not have time to do your whole show today.  This is my show this is Kidputer Corner. 
Ghost Hat: You promised time for ghost hat.
Shannon: Um, may be we should just go.
Ghost Hat: Sit down. You are a liar.
Marcus: I am not a liar.
Ghost Hat: When you lie to me I feel angry.
Marcus: I told you that if you came on my show you would have some time for ghost hat and that has happened.
Ghost Hat: You are a controlling prick. 
Marcus: There are, there are kids listening to you right now.
Ghost Hat: I don't care.  Okay kids you need to stop watching the show right now, you need to get your pants and you need to tell them right now that…
You love them, well that is what happened this week on Kidputer Corner, hope you had a blast and learned a thing or two about puppets.  You know Shannon got pretty mad today, but unfortunately he let his feelings do the thinking and that always leads to trouble.  So remember that next time that you feel mad or sad, just pretend like you don't.  If you tell yourself you are happy you will become happy, honest. 






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Episode "Cruel Irony” 

Shannon: That sounds lovely.
Mitch: There is nothing wrong with that.  You would know that it was the play.  I didn't want to call it a play and was not published.  But anyway it was a difficult show, because you know it was kind of up their.  It was all suits in the audience, so they are not really there to do anything except judge you.  But I mean overall it was really fun to do.
Shannon: You know if I lived in LA, I would have come see it.
Mitch: Thanks Shannon.
Shannon: Oh no, I know I can get flaky about stuff like that sometimes so I probably would have missed it and had to come up with some kind of excuse.
David: We would have come to see your show regardless just to support you Mitch.
Mellissa: Yeah me to Mitch.
Mitch: Well thank you David and Melissa.
Shannon: Uh wait, I would have waited until it was actually turned into a TV show, on cable, and I would finally get cable.  Just so I could watch Mitch.
Mitch: Thank you.  Shannon.
David: We already have cable, so in addition to watching it on cable, when it is released six months later on DVD we would buy that and we would watch it over and over and over again.  In lieu of family time.  
Mellissa: Yeah Mitch in lieu of family time.
Shannon: The okay, I would've taken the script and rewritten the whole script, and just made your little side character the main character.  And then I would sell it, to the highest bidder.  Probably a movie studio or something, and then given you all the profits.  But hold on, hold on I am not done.  See because what I would do is I would also get out a camera, and I would make a making of a behind-the-scenes of footage of all this great stuff.  Like Mitch's rise to stardom.  And then I'll give you all the profits from that too.
Mitch: Oh, thank you Shannon.
Mellissa: Yeah well, we would wait until Shannon did all of that stuff.  And then he would be super rich, and then we would...
David: Remind you of your roots.  I would put together this giant slide show of photographs that I've taken over the past 12 years.  And I would compile it onto a DVD, and you would watch that one night and you would cry and cry.  And you would have a cathartic moment of peace.  And you would not waste another moment of your precious life, worrying about money.
Mitch: Oh thank you David and Melissa, and Shannon.
Jeremy: I would buy you a Corvette.
Mitch: Thank you Jeremy.  Ha ha.
Jeremy: Oh I did not realize we're making promises in there.
Blake: Yeah that is kind of how auctions work.
Shannon: Your bid is a promise to pay.
Jeremy: No, I know how auctions work.  I just thought we were hanging out in there between shots or whatever.
Shannon: We were but then Blake put up a sign.
Blake: Oh yeah I put a sign on the door.
Jeremy: Oh god, I wish I would've seen that sign.  Hello everyone.  I would buy you a Corvette, no.
Blake: Jeremy realized too late he had only wish to see the sign.
Jeremy: Shut up Blake.
Blake: And not actually to read it.
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Episode “Kid-puter corner – Sojourner Truth”

Lid: Am I in the right spot? Can I use a chair? Is the squinting, is that bothering you? I can’t see anything.
Off camera: Can you not squint.
Lid: Hello Everyone I am Lid the Dragon Vance from Split Stream. You know people say you shouldn’t eat meals right before you go to bed. They say that it will make you fat, and I talked to my doctor about that and apparently that is a myth. Say it straight. Was that good?
Off camera: Yeah that was great thanks.
Lid: Great thanks.
Announcer: Lets all go to the kid-puter corner, at the intersection of, kids and computers. There’s a factory and lots of things to see. And here and read and telling the truth about Sojourner, kid-puter corner. 
Marcus: Ha-ha sojourner truth, what an amazing woman. Huh, oh you can’t meet her she died in 1883. But she was a very important woman. You she Sojourner Truth was an abolitionist who planted the seeds of change. 
Plant: Did somebody say planted the seeds?
Marcus: Got to go. I planted a seed. I planted a seed, just to see what comes out of the ground.  I hope it’s a plant, I hope it’s a plant. Now all it needs is some water to grow. 
Plant: Oh what the crap.
Marcus: You’re supposed to keep your head down until… ok wow baby seed; you just became a flower, rather quickly. I was just giving you some water, remember? 
Plant: Ok, you didn’t actually use water yesterday.
Marcus: That was rehearsal. Uh we here at kid-puter corner like to conserve our resources. 
Plant: I am about to conserve my patience with your bullcrap Marcus!
Marcus: Wow, this is an extremely smart baby flower boys and girls. Not only did it know my name but it knows about Bullcrap or cow manure which is extremely rich in nutrients and good for baby flowers to eat. 
Flower: Ok that is not what I meant.
Marcus: Mmm Hmm, would you like some bullcrap baby flower? 
Flower: No.
Marcus: Would you like some water then? 
Flower: No. 
Marcus: What will make you grow?
Flower: 35 bucks so I can pay off that parking ticket that I got the last time I came and helped you with your stupid podcast. 
Marcus: You know what you want to try 35 kicks?
Flower: No baby flowers hate kicks. 
Marcus: Really, what do you think boys and girls do you think 35 kicks will help this baby flower grow into a great big flower? 
Kids: Yeah!
Flower: No little plants hate kicks. In fact kids, some baby plants if you kick them will find you after the show and beat the shit out of you. 
Marcus: Sweet well I know I am not afraid of a baby flower. I say we give it some kicks and see what happens are you ready? 1, 2, 3. Ok, wow that flower grew from threats, did you see that boys and girls? Ok Brad stop that crap. 
Flower: C’mon threaten me again! C’mon! 
Marcus: Stop that. Oww! 
And that is what happened this week on Kid-puter corner. Hope you had a blast and learned a thing or two. I know I did. We kind of got a little real here this week, a little honest. And that is just kind of the way we roll here at kid-puter corner. You know sojourner truth once said, look at me. Look at my arm. I have plowed and planted and gathered into barns. And no man could head me. And ain't I a woman. So I just want to apologize to Brad in front of everybody. I want you to know that I acted inappropriately and I should have warned you about the water again before we started today. And I wanted to give you this. 
Brad: What did you just say?
Marcus: Paper cut. 
Brad: What did you just say?
Marcus: Ow I got a paper cut.
Brad: Oh c’mon. 
Marcus: I am done with you brad I am done. 


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Episode “Cyclops eye”

Esteban: Hey kids over eighteen this is Esteban from the band Split Stream. I am really looking forward to doing two of my favorite things which are also super cool. Smoking and voting. Yeah I said voting, but I am also here to say you shouldn’t do them at the same time. Smoke might get in your eyes, and then you start thinking about how patriotic you are and you tear up a little bit more. And that can cause you to confusedly vote for the wrong person that you didn’t want to win. Say it straight. 
Guy: Excellent. 
Morris: Hey.
Guy: Hello Morris I have been expecting you. 
Morris: How did you know it was me? 
Guy: Come over to the window. 
Morris: Wow.
Guy: This magical Cyclops eye sees into the future. 
Morris: That amazing.
Guy: Isn’t it. Now lets get started shall we?
Morris: Is this thing like an eye lid? 
Guy: Yes, now can we get down to business please? The diamonds have been moved. 
Morris: Where did you get it? 
Guy: From a serious old woman in an alley. She was peddling her wares in a most intrusive manner. And I decided the fastest way through the alley was to simply purchase one of her trinkets. Little did I suspect that these crudely done mini blinds she called window eye Possessed any value what so ever, let alone the power to predict the future. Now might I direct your attention to…?
Morris: The Cyclops eye? 
Guy: No that is where your attention is now. Do you recall the reason why I employed you Morris? 
Morris: Can I try this thing, just once? 
Guy: Please do. I fear I won’t attract your undivided attention until your curiosity with the Cyclops eye has been satiated. 
Morris: Thanks. 
Guy: Now if you will excuse me I must employ the toilet. I pay it with pee. 
Morris: Huh, wait don’t go in there. 
Guy: Why, what have you seen?
Morris: I saw you dead on the restroom floor. 
Guy: Get out of the way. Thank you Morris I will go later. 
Morris: Well how far into the future does this thing see?
Guy: I have absolutely no idea. I will just hold it until I get home. Now with regard to the diamonds, Morris you must focus. 
Killer: Oy, where’s the restroom? I have got to hide this body. 


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Episode “Kid-puter corner”

Rolled Split: Hello I am Clay, from Split Stream. There is trouble in Africa. In the form of tiny microbes. We need to eradicate the disease not the people. It’s up to you, and your friends to change the world. Log onto sayitstraight.corn. Find all kinds of fun ways you can get involved. Like making your won crossword puzzle. Goodnight.  Was that alright?
Announcer: Lets all go to computer corner. At the intersection of, kids and computers. There is a factory, and lots of tings to see, and hear and read, and memorize things. If your moms going to trip you better warn her. Computer corner.
Marcus: Ooh look out mom! Oh sorry. I guess I shouldn’t leave my toys lying around. What with gravity and all. 
Mom: Just look at this mess Marcus.
Marcus: Oh, your voice…
Mom: Just look at this mess Marcus. You made me fall down. 
Marcus: Well don’t blame me, blame science. 
Mom: Science made me fall? 
Marcus: Sure, with gravity. A mysterious force of nature, first identified by Sir Isaac Newton, and later explained by Albert Einstein. 
Mom: Well then I hate science. 
Marcus: Me too. 
Both: Let’s get rid of it. 
We must eradicate science. Right off the face of the earth. We must endeavor to wipe it out. Cause science can be tricky when you don’t know what it’s all about. It defeats you with robots, or it trips you with gravity. Or solves all your problems like curing fatal disease. So science does a few good things. Well sure but so does a gun, if it falls into the wrong hands man. 
Science could be used to kill our families and everyone.
Mom: Ok Marcus you have got me convinced, but how do we get rid of science. 
Marcus: Well first we will have to state our hypothesis. Explaining how we will determine if a given substance is science. 
Mom: I see. 
Marcus: Mmhmm, then we’ll perform calculated test. Measuring our results to a control group, until we can prove something is science. 
Mom: Then we can destroy it. 
Marcus: Oh my gosh. I just thought of a problem. That we use lots of science, to podcast my show. 
Mom: Oh my gosh, do cars count as science. I drive to my mom’s house to do all my laundry. I think every machine involves science. 
Both: Even washers and driers, this is morally ambiguous. We should simply stop thinking for ourselves, and to turn to god. Al of our problems will be solved. As long as everybody believes the same. And no one asks a question or gets sick, we will al be fine. 
Marcus: Whelp, that’s what happened this week on Kid-puter corner.  Hoped you had a blast and learned a thing or two. And as always we are actively seeking financiers and producers to help us take kid-puter corner to the next level. Interested parties can find all my contact info, at the kid-puter corner homepage.


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Episode “Hey, hey”

Rolled Split: Hello I am Rolled Split, from Split Stream. I am here to talk to you today about a problem that is screaming in your face America, Baby cheetah murder. Each year thousands of baby cheetahs are needlessly killed in the name of profits by huge corporations. Don’t let this happen. Don’t take your children for example to the picnics, the corporate picnics. Never forget that children are watching, the guy over there is chopping up cheetahs. I am Rolled Split, say it straight.
I am serious, Clay shut it. 
Hey there you are again; somehow you keep getting in here. Even though I put you out. Take a hint, what part of no don’t you understand. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way, I remember that day. That brought you inside for the rest of my life. 
Hey, hey everybody play with the thing that I put in the corner yesterday. Oh no, put it back down, because I think it went bad overnight somehow. Here, here push it through the door, I wish I could remember what I brought it in for. Dumb, dumb I wasn’t really thinking, it seemed pretty fun until it started stinking. 
That was all a flash back yeah. I am singing to the thing right now. I don’t know what you are but you’re always around. You still smell bad and I still remember yelling. God damn there it is again, you put it outside but it got back in. Crap, crap, I think it’s the same, must have got muddier sitting in the rain. Shit, shit we really got to get, like a bucket or a pale or it really won’t fit. Food, food because you need a beer. Everybody run because the thing is getting bigger.
And it grew and grew and grew. And we still don’t know what you were, then his mom came into the room and that’s when I said… Hey, hey we got to get away from the thing that I put on the porch yesterday. Oh no, it’s filling up the kitchen, she's on the other side but I hear your mother bitching. Run hide, go to the garage, hide behind the tools and the lawn mowers. Balls, balls your mother said you’re grounded; I really shouldn’t left that stupid thing you grab founded. Boo hoo, this thing sucks.
Hey come along do the bee swat. Dance to our song it’s the bee swat, waving your arms so crazy. Wow this dance is amazing. Alpheus, look out for those bees.

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Episode “Hypothetical Stuff”

Guy with hat: I don’t know that’s a really weird question, I haven’t ever thought about it. 
Dave: Just the first thing that comes to mind. 
Guy with hat: If I could just turn into any mythological creature and yet retain my sense of self, what would I change about myself before I turn into the creature?
Dave: Yeah, first thing.
Guy with hat: It kind of depends to me.
Dave: Ok, see it shouldn’t depend. It shouldn’t depended on the creature, it shouldn’t depend on the creature at all. The question is designed to get you to look inside and see inside yourself and who you really are. 
Guy with hat: Oh so, I see because most people would be thinking in terms of, hey I wish I could have straighter teeth or something, it’s like your looks. 
Dave: Right. Right, exactly. 
Guy with hat: Ok, you know what it still depends to me, because if I wanted to, for example become a Pegasus I might chose then to get rid of my fear of flying. So it kind of…
Dave: Well yea, ok. I see what you are saying but  think they want you to dig a little deeper, you know look at the way you treat the opposite sex, family patterns of addiction. 
Guy with hat: Bigger stuff like that? 
Dave: Yea, bigger stuff.
Guy with hat: No, I see what you are saying but if I was going to become a Pegasus I wouldn’t maybe have a addiction problem anymore. I am assuming that my biggest problems in life would be solved by virtue of not being human anymore. Right?
Dave: Oh, ok. Well yea, that’s a good point. 
Guy with hat: Why? What would you chose? What was your choice?
Dave: Bigger calves.
Guy with hat: David, no, you actually picked.
Dave: Yeah bigger calves, I didn’t really get it the first time around. So when I finally saw the explanation right after my phone rang, and Shannon and Jeremy they needed directions to here so I kind of got distracted and forgot. 
Guy with hat: Knowing what you know now after our conversation what would you chose?
Dave: Now I would say that it is a really bad question, because your right a Pegasus is not going to um, struggle with addiction. And I don’t think a merman is going to have a compulsion to run over people with their car so. 
Guy with hat: Is that you thing?
Dave: No, no, no  it’s just a example. That’s Shannon’s thing. 
Shannon: Sorry.
Passenger: Sorry.
Guy with hat: Hey Dave, if you can have any super power, but you were already pinned under a truck when you got it. What super power would you chose. 
Dave: Super strength, so I can push it off of me. 
Guy with hat: see I think I would probably go with something like the ability to cure any wound. So I could help myself and others. I think that’s how it’s supposed to work. 
Dave: Mmm. I am just not good at this hypothetical stuff. Are they just sitting in the truck?
Guy with hat: Hey, we are hurt. 
Shannon: Sorry.
Passenger: Sorry. 


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Episode “Suppression Sequel”

Guy with hat: I don’t know that’s a really weird question, I haven’t ever thought about it. 
Dave: Just the first thing that comes to mind. 
Guy with hat: If I could just turn into any mythological creature and yet retain my sense of self, what would I change about myself before I turn into the creature?
Dave: Yeah, first thing.
Guy with hat: It kind of depends to me.
Dave: Ok, see it shouldn’t depend. It shouldn’t depended on the creature, it shouldn’t depend on the creature at all. The question is designed to get you to look inside and see inside yourself and who you really are. 
Guy with hat: Oh so, I see because most people would be thinking in terms of, hey I wish I could have straighter teeth or something, it’s like your looks. 
Dave: Right. Right, exactly. 
Guy with hat: Ok, you know what it still depends to me, because if I wanted to, for example become a Pegasus I might chose then to get rid of my fear of flying. So it kind of…
Dave: Well yea, ok. I see what you are saying but  think they want you to dig a little deeper, you know look at the way you treat the opposite sex, family patterns of addiction. 
Guy with hat: Bigger stuff like that? 
Dave: Yea, bigger stuff.
Guy with hat: No, I see what you are saying but if I was going to become a Pegasus I wouldn’t maybe have an addiction problem anymore. I am assuming that my biggest problems in life would be solved by virtue of not being human anymore. Right?
Dave: Oh, ok. Well yea, that’s a good point. 
Guy with hat: Why? What would you chose? What was your choice?
Dave: Bigger calves.
Guy with hat: David, no, you actually picked.
Dave: Yeah bigger calves, I didn’t really get it the first time around. So when I f