Very well done Ollie. Highly helpful, especially during those times where you get multiple services done. Like that fade from the perfume spray nozzle to the smiling bird... even better, classic head swing and use of the word "Proper" at the end.
Now, how much do you tip if the salon person keeps bothering you to get something extra done and you finally give in just to shut her up? Zero? Or would you use a verbal complaint instead? My wife would love to know this.
Personally, I've considered rebelling against the idea of social standing. Although it is tempting to allow the person who thinks they're all that take the first swing, so when they slice it 50 yards right into the woods, the rest of us mere mortals can have a good laugh!
The country club loses some properness points for serving Natural Light. Shame on them.
How about taking Ollie to some new heights? Accompany some poor desperate bloke (like myself) on a job interview. Teach us the RIGHT way to gain admission to a crowded nightclub when we're 50th in line. Perhaps some education on flirting with the opposite sex. The right way to sample wine at a wine tasting, and of course, what to do with all those utensils at a fancy French restaurant with a name like Chez Chef Jacques.
Death to Bluetooth. This is just an incredibly proper time to re-educate people on NOT having to walk around all wired up like they are members of the Borg. Not to mention that poor bird waiting through a romantic dinner for the chap to finish his call. Ollie deserves to pick her up himself after all his rudeness. Proper Ollie, you've done a fantastic job.
Proper Ollie - Salon Tipping
Very well done Ollie. Highly helpful, especially during those times where you get multiple services done. Like that fade from the perfume spray nozzle to the smiling bird... even better, classic head swing and use of the word "Proper" at the end. Now, how much do you tip if the salon person keeps bothering you to get something extra done and you finally give in just to shut her up? Zero? Or would you use a verbal complaint instead? My wife would love to know this.Proper Ollie - Golfing - Teeing Off
Personally, I've considered rebelling against the idea of social standing. Although it is tempting to allow the person who thinks they're all that take the first swing, so when they slice it 50 yards right into the woods, the rest of us mere mortals can have a good laugh!Proper Ollie - Golfing - Before You Begin
The country club loses some properness points for serving Natural Light. Shame on them. How about taking Ollie to some new heights? Accompany some poor desperate bloke (like myself) on a job interview. Teach us the RIGHT way to gain admission to a crowded nightclub when we're 50th in line. Perhaps some education on flirting with the opposite sex. The right way to sample wine at a wine tasting, and of course, what to do with all those utensils at a fancy French restaurant with a name like Chez Chef Jacques.Proper Ollie - Cellphone Etiquette
Death to Bluetooth. This is just an incredibly proper time to re-educate people on NOT having to walk around all wired up like they are members of the Borg. Not to mention that poor bird waiting through a romantic dinner for the chap to finish his call. Ollie deserves to pick her up himself after all his rudeness. Proper Ollie, you've done a fantastic job.