Transcript: Earth's Core

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Episode “Earth’s Core”

Doll 1: Water I need water. Please help me…
Doll 2: (speaks Japanese)
Doll 1: Oh my god you don't speak English, he doesn't speak English.
Kid 1: (Singing)
Dad: Kids cut it out.
Mom: Mica, Flint, listen to your father.
Kid 1: Aah, are we there yet?
Dad: Next time you ask me that I will have them turn this tram around and take us right back to the quarry.
Mom: That was unnecessary.
Dad: You were unnecessary.
Mom: Orel.
Dad: What they came out of my crazy rock man womb.
Announcer: And here we are in the Earth core, where the magma is so thick you can hardly breathe, unless you are human in which case you cannot breath. But I'm talking primarily to the rock creatures. We hope you will find being molten a pleasurable experience…
Mom: Damnit Orel.
Dad: Don’t damnit me Kimberlite, I am just trying to distract it them.
Kid 1: From what?
Mom: This ride is sort of scary kids.
Kid 1: Yeah.
Dad: Fine.
Announcer: As we make our way from the cores outer boundary to the center we will notice a dramatic increase in pressure and temperature, how about that? Now it is not so amazing having just come from the Earth's mantle but it is a noticeable difference.
Kid 1: Mommy is hot.
Mom: Why don’t we saying the It's Not Hot song.
Kid 1: Its not hot, if not hot, it's…
Dad: Quiet, this part sounds important.
Announcer: We recommend special shoes, if you do not have a special shoes at this time please press that call button on the back of the head of the rock creature in front of you, and a pair of special shoes will materialize in your lap. Put these on your Knees and immediately, many have tried to place the special shoes on their feet and have consequently experienced extreme discomfort. These are once again special shoes, meaning they have been designed for the knees, OK.
Dad: Ok, everybody is wearing their special shoes right?
Mom: Give me a second Orel.
Dad: We don’t have a second Kimberlite. I swear it did not take you this long to put on your make up this morning, and that took a thousand years.
Announcer: …Individual identity, you will however remain part of a greater cycle which neither you nor I could ever possibly hope to understand, thank you...
Dad: Hold on kids.
Everyone: Wow!
Dad: We stood in line for that?
Kid 1: Again, again, again, again, again, again…
Dad: Your special shoe is in my butt.
Mom: My special shoe is your butt.